Did I just see a song by Perry Ferrell, 50 Cent and Kelly Roland? A football song, the Saturday Night Football Song? Or am I hallucinating? Did I leave my quinoa out too long?
That was fucking weird.
I can’t believe Brent Musberger is calling this game. He is such a toolbag, and all I can think about is The Waterboy.
This is what I hate about this ranking bullshit. Can we go half a minute without talking about LSU and their last second win. I don’t give a fuck. LSU is snapping at their heals? well great, except we’re playing Florida State right now. And every incomplete pass Matt Ryan throws brings into question his Heisman status. Jesus, do I have to watch this game with the sound off too?
Florida State cheerleaders are fat. With an “f”.
need some music right here
ok, so we’re about to lose this abortion of a fucking game. and all these assbags can talk about is that they’re celebrating in Louisiana. Really? That’s the big story here? That’s what we want to hear about? Not how FSU played, or how BC shit the bed? Nope, what’s important is how this affects fucking LSU. This fucking sucks. Eat a bag of dicks Brent Musberger.
