Weekend retreat, full surrender

So I tried for some ‘no retreat no surrender’ parody, and that’s what I came up with, hence my career fixing computers, not writing.
Anyhoo, I’m here. On retreat. At kripalu. It is Saturday night and what a long weird day it was. Hiked, yoga’ed, meditated, shopped, ate, drank too much coffee, talked to strange and [...]

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The History of Precious Roy…

…is not just a list of bullshit he has done in the past… oh wait, yeah I guess it is. Here’s the complete discography. I don’t have tracklists because I only wrote it all down once, and then gave them away. And I don’t have copies of all of these. [...]

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Precious Roy kicks your face’s ass!

You camped out in line for the last two months in the heat and rain. You threw yours and others undergarments at his window at all hours. And now you shall be rewarded little droogies, with setlist info for the latest release from the reclusive mixer. And if you didn’t receive your copy, either your [...]

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Won’t take my eyes off the ball again

This was not my first Radiohead show. It was my second. I bet not too many can say they had two more radically different experiences. First show was in 1993. Creep was just starting to get heavy rotation on the radio. I went out and bought Pablo Honey because Radiohead [...]

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random non

I’m thinking of legally changing my name to Sven Golly.  Whaddya think?  I think it’s catchy.  oh wait, i just listened to this again, and i need to print it.  Because it’s great when you hear it performed by George Carlin, but great on a different level when you read it.
“I’m a modern man, a [...]

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Sent from my iPhone bitch

Just yoinked the wordpress app for the old OiPhone. I’m blogging from work motherflipper! So, yeah, I’ll be writing more. Hopefully. Oh, and Hi! Wish you were here!

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An underwhelming end…

Who’s that Spartan licking my balls??  It’s you!  It’s you!
At least we win these sucky ass bowl games we get to every year.  8 in a row, and some revenge for those midwestern cocksmokers who cost us the Hockey national championship back in April.  Yes, I’m bitter.  How would you feel if your team got [...]

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bcs

b.uckeyes c.an s.uck it!

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excuse me…

…but has anyone seen Dennis Kucinich’s wife.  He has my vote for Emperor.  I am going to spend the rest of the week building an altar and making burnt offerings to him.

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I’m just going to rant here during the game…

Did I just see a song by Perry Ferrell, 50 Cent and Kelly Roland?  A football song, the Saturday Night Football Song?  Or am I hallucinating?  Did I leave my quinoa out too long?That was fucking weird. 
I can’t believe Brent Musberger is calling this game.  He is such a toolbag, and all I can think [...]

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